My strategy is to reveal my lack of seriousness and reduce the number of journal reviews that I'm asked to do. From the inbox:
Dear Colonel Whitehead,
Our records indicated that you had multiple user records on the [redacted] editorial management system for the [redacted journal name].
These multiple records have been merged and a new account has been created so that you can view all your submissions and assignments in one file. In future, please use the following Username and Password when accessing this account:
Username: Your username is: [redacted]
Password: [redacted]
Remember to save this information in a safe place.
Please check your personal information by logging onto [redacted] and clicking 'Update My Information' on the navigation menu.
Sincerely,
[redacted journal name]
It's not untrue as I am a Kentucky Colonel (the highest title of honor bestowed by the Governor of Kentucky) and my parks & rec league 3v3 basketball team was the Colonels a few years ago. This year I think we'll be the HCSG Colonels (High Country Senior Games 50+).
