That sound you just heard was the sound of relief coming from me and John:
You might want to chase that next beer with a little exercise. Exercising the recommended amount "cancels out" the higher risk of cancer death brought about by drinking, a new study revealed. Similarly, physical activity lessened any greater risk of death resulting from any cause due to alcohol.
Alternative titles (feel free to share your own in the comments):
- Beer league softball here I come!
- Beersketball anyone?
- Gives new meaning to Beer Run!