From the Chronicle of Higher Education:
Louis Agnese Jr., president of the University of the Incarnate Word, has been placed on a 90-day medical leave because of “sporadic uncharacteristic behavior and comments,” The San Antonio Express-News reported on Thursday. ...
Mr. Agnese denied that his behavior has changed. “I will have the board send out a retraction to that [expletive] they sent out today,” Mr. Agnese told the Express-News.
via chronicle.com
Not from the Onion.