From the inbox:
Dear T Tim,
Greetings…!
Journal of Marine Biology & Oceanography a peer-reviewed scholarly Journal, dedicated to disseminate the most complete and reliable source of information on the discoveries and novel promising developments in all areas of Marine Biology, Oceanography, Fisheries Science with the generous support of strong Editorial Board of eminent scientists from all over the world.
My response:
Dear E Editor,
Your greeting left me excitedly hanging...!! I am especially intrigued by your editorial style which allows for run-on non-sentences. I have many students who are readily able to match your writing style. Your appearance on Beall's list of potential, possible, or probable predatory scholarly open-access publishers gives me hope that my writing challenged students may be able to find an outlet for their marginally interesting work.
S Sincerely,
T Tim
