Congratulations to John (and all of the other University faculty members out there) for living a stress-free life*

From CNBC.com:

And the winner of Least Stressful Job of 2013 is … university professor!(Cue the commencement music.)Professor is a newcomer to the list this year, and it shot straight to the top."If you look at the criteria for stressful jobs, things like working under deadlines, physical demands of the job, environmental conditions hazards, is your life at risk, are you responsible for the life of someone else, they rank like 'zero' on pretty much all of them!" Lee said.Plus, they're in total control. They teach as many classes as they want and what they want to teach. They tell the students what to do and reign over the classroom. They are the managers of their own stress level.The most stressful thing about being a professor?"Interacting with other professors!" Lee said.

I think I will choose to not teach any classes anymore.

*I will leave it up to you to determine whether you think this post is sarcastic.