I got cut from the team this year:
After a long school week, one can only assume professors and staff members are ready to relax - but others are geared up for a game of basketball. That’s how Staff Infection came to be.
Staff Infection is an intramural basketball team made up of faculty and staff. It was started by Dwight Turner, an analyst with Information Technology Services. ...
Turner organized the team six years ago - it was originally the result of an informal lunchtime basketball program faculty and staff members participated in during the week. ...
Over fifty teams of Appalachian State students played intramural basketball this season, but none of them are like Staff Infection. The team is older and less athletic than the rest of the field, but it brings a certain amount of intimidation with its fast-paced, aggressive style of play. ...
Most of the intramural teams don’t know how to handle playing a team like Staff Infection. They can’t sleep on the court, because the team loves to get out in transition. Staff Infection can also consistently play fast because it has the deepest bench in the league, usually bringing 10 to 15 players to the court. ...
via www.theappalachianonline.com
Not that I'm bitter or anything.