If you have 10 minutes today, I highly recommend Jon Stewart's take on the U.S. Postal Service

*My kids use Andy Rooney as a signal that the football-delayed 60 Minutes episode is almost over and a new Survivor (or is it Amazing Race?) is about to start.  No really.  They DVR Survivor which is always delayed bacause of football.  The beginning of the recording is usually the last half hour or so of 60 Minutes.  They fast forward until they see Any Rooney and then yell "There's the old guy, stop there!"