This week Netflix announced changes in their pricing plans, charging $16 a month for unlimited streaming and one DVD at a time, up from 10 bucks. When you consider that Netflix originally cost $21.99/a month, that's not so bad. And if you consider you have access to everything that was ever recorded on film, that seems like a fair deal. Nevertheless, the masses were enraged. So let's try and figure out where that money is going to. ...
1. To Fix the Nation's Budget
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The country needs some cash. Fast. How are they gonna do that, you ask? Job creation? Oh, I'm sorry I didn't realize you were [stupid]. Obviously, we all already have jobs - where else are we sitting around streaming reruns of Newsradio and Woody Allen movies that aren't Annie Hall? So maybe Netflix is in cahoots with the government and this is step one to fixing our nation. Look, there are roughly 25 million Netflix subscribers. Let me crunch some numbers here - excuse me while I take out my abacus - that's $1.8 Billion we can put toward the economy.