FEELing good, Louis!
The Environmental Protection Agency and the Department of Transportation, which are jointly responsible for the window sticker program, rejected a radically different design that would have prominently displayed a letter grade from A to D comparing a given vehicle’s fuel economy and air pollution to those of the entire fleet of new cars.
via www.nytimes.com
Red - Your face should be red with embarrassment because of the way you are severely trashing the planet.
Orange - Are you high? Don't you see what you are doing to your children's children?
Yellow - The environmental impact is exceeded only by your dang elevated sense of self for not buying orange or red (this is the true baseline because no one will buy the green or blue cars).
Green - Look at you all smug and 5h1t with your low impact on the environment.
Blue - You should guard this car at all times, all of the environmentalists want it but can't afford it.
