A new source of existence value (God introduces new bird):
"Sons of Adam and Daughters of Eve, prepare thine eyes for the most exciting line of avian wildlife in millennia," God announced as He released an estimated 14 million first-run models into the important bird markets of North America, Australia, and Eurasia. "This new bird has it all: slicker wings, a more streamlined beak, better-than-ever capacity for beautiful song. Plus, all of the grace and majesty you've come to expect from the Eternal Creator of Life Itself."
"The bird is back," God continued, His booming voice parting the very heavens. "And baby, it's never looked better."
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"Get 'em while supplies last," God said. "Or before they're hunted to total extinction."
In order to avoid the tragedy of the commons and insure that the new bird is not driven to extinction as a result of open access allocation, I suggest we assign property rights immediately and create a free market for allocation (in spite of the namby-pamby liberal/socialist objections).*
*Note: I don't know where that all came from; but, I wrote it so I'll post it. No offense to you free market environmentalists.
