I've missed a few pickup basketball games this summer

From the inbox:

John,

I am assuming that your noticeable absence means that you have joined an elite administrator’s game.  I just want to let you know that despite that fact you are welcome to return and play amongst the paeans peons any time.

[A peon]

My reply:

Paean Peon,

The administrator’s pickup game is outstanding. What is even better is the skills camp led by several former NBA hoopsters. As a result I’ve developed several new ankle breaking moves that I can’t wait to use in the paean game. Also, I’ve gotten taller. Make sure you are there next Wednesday. You’ll know I’m about ready to take the floor when you hear the theme song from 2001: A Space Odyssey.

John W.

Never let them see you sweat.