New Year's Resolutions

In 2009 I resolve to:

1. Lose 10 pounds
2. Refrain from using "main street" and "wall street" in the same sentence
3. Get more exercise
4. Discount, by 50%, any pseudonymous comment on my posts and only reply with the pseudonym "Lonewolf" or "Publious"
5. Eat less fatty foods
6. Completely ignore anonymous comments on my posts
7. Drive less
8. Spend more quality time with my kids (e.g., sitting next to them on couch [i.e., laptop and TV])
9. Publish a paper in the AER, JPE or QJE
10. Win a prestigious award or two (some sort of "best paper" award would qualify)

A number of these are out of reach (#9, 6, 10, 1, 4) and the others are quite difficult. I may simply focus on #2 as my official resolution, since it was way easy to achieve my 2008 resolution -- avoid using "tipping point" -- and #8.