Boomer Sooner and other things I learned this weekend

Here's a brief list of things I learned over my weekend of gluttony.  I learned that...

• ..."Even at moderate levels, ozone is dangerous to people with asthma..."
• ..."Claims that ozone is causing a rise in asthma are simply not plausible."
• ...I'm an Oklahoma Sooner fan...at least for this week.
• ...neutering humans is environmentally friendly.
• ...Selling merchandise on-line is easy. 
• ...by using a Kroger fundraising gift card to buy gift cards to other stores to use for Christmas shopping, I can earn Kroger gas discounts while also earning money towards my daughter's gymnastics fees.
• ...environmentalism can take the joy out of life's simple pleasures.

Boomer Sooner, Boomer Sooner...I'm a Sooner born, And a Sooner bred, And when I die I'll be Sooner dead.