Human-caused global warming is here -- visible in the air, water and melting ice -- and is destined to get much worse in the future, an authoritative global scientific report will warn next week.
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The future is bleak, scientists said.
If it's that bad, maybe I'll take up smoking. Oh wait, I voted to ban that. Promiscuity? Nope, I'm happily married and highly risk averse (that is, I'm afraid of her). Any suggestions of vices I can take up as the end of the world nears?
