Here's a great story about how a certain people, stereotypically nice, with funny accents, who live north of here and enjoy lager, like to build garbage dumps on top of the purest artesion wells in the history of the world. My favorite line:
Paradoxically, given how much people are willing to pay for clean water, the pristine water is a nuisance at the dump site.
One word: wazzupwidat?
Hat tip: env-econ book reviewer Josh Markle.
