I think John mistakingly assumes our diverse readership is as familiar with North Carolina wildlife as he is. To understand John's post (below), here are a couple of helpful pictures. Consider it an insightful interpretation of Johnisms.
First, this is a piping plover:
Second, below the fold is a picture of John 'tracking Tropical Storm Beryl**':
**OK, that's not really "John", but trust me, the spirit of the picture is 100% accurate.
