These never get old:
Dear Dr. John C Whitehead,
It is our great pleasure inviting you to join our Editorial/Reviewer Board of journal.
The Scientific Pages of Minimally Invasive Surgeries is an open access, peer reviewed journal which is mainly focused on various surgical procedures that are performed through tiny incisions instead of one large opening.
The aim of our journal is to publish research articles, reviews and case reports at the forefront of all aspects of Minimally Invasive Surgeries and make it useful for an ever-developing list of procedures.
Upon your acceptance, please send your recent photograph, C.V, short biography and research interests for our records.
Based on your profile the journal review committee will consider your valuable services either as an Editorial Board/Reviewer Board member.
We are looking forward to your positive reply.
My reply (that they were looking forward too): I'm an economist.