“Our water is safe,”
Toledo, Ohio Mayor D. Michael Collins upon lifting a two ban on almost all uses of water due to a finding of unsafe levels of mycrocystin found in the city's water supply. Microcystin is a toxin associated with harmful algal blooms in Lake Erie thought to be caused by high phosphorous loadings.
The water ban led to a funny exchange between me and my middle child:
Middle child: What are they doing for water?
Me: They are shipping in bottled water.
Middle child: That's disgusting.
Middle child: You said they're shitting in bottled water.
Reminded me of this: