I'm on the road to the Oldham County High School Class of 1981 reunion. Tonight is the homecoming football game against Fern Creek High School (a city school). Tomorrow night is the dinner.
I have brand new bifocals and brand new 38" waist pants, so I should certainly cut a dashing figure on the dance floor.
And, by the way, that is a Colonel (pronounced "ker-nel"), to the right.