Your score: 340 of 410If your total is less than 50 points, check your address: You may be living in a different country.
Between 50 and 150 points puts you on the fringes of the typical homeowner profile, as defined by the U.S. Census Bureau.
If your score is between 150 and 249, you're nearly normal.
If you're over 250, you qualify as the genuine article, a real All-American homeowner -- post-modern, three bedrooms, mortgage and all.
Want to find out if you're as normal as me (and if you are, you should be afraid)? Take the All-American homeowner quiz here. Report your score in the comments.
And for those of you who don't think this is environmental enough, what could be more environmental than identifying housing preferences to understand development patterns at the urban/rural interface*?
*Yes, I'm just trying to justify spending time at work taking brainless CNN.com quizzes.