I'll hang it right next to my Farrah Fawcett poster

I couldn't resist but to ask Elsevier about the posters. From the inbox:

Dear Dr Whitehead,

Thank you for your e-mail.

We regret to inform you that the article poster is not yet available for the Journal of Great Lakes Research.

Please be advised that certain journal titles may not currently be available for online ordering. However, we are adding new titles every week, so please check back soon if you do not find what you are looking for. ...

No joke: as soon as I'm able to buy an article poster from an Elsevier journal (assuming I ever get another paper published) I'm getting one!

Personal note, with apologies: I giggled about this line all day:

... imagine a poster that you could hang on your wall, or laminate and carry around in protective tubing ...