From the inbox, from "a friend" (let's call him "j. lundegard"):
too bad your study on "global warming is bad for the economy" didn't get picked up anywhere. god almighty! -- i have read more about this in the past two weeks than on paris and britney. what is this world coming to? isn't hearing about girls behaving badly more important than some stupid thing with the environment?...
You may not realize this, but I did the news conference topless, and after a cocaine/heroin highball. I'm currently in rehab.